Marxist Propaganda
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.
She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
I don’t care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana!
Those are my principles. If you don’t like them, I have others.
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