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Comment on Words… by blaarn

blaarn — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 02:45:17 +0000

Inculcate the antipodes. That takes me back. I remember this one time when I mistakenly tried to culcate the antipodes. This was back when you used to pronounce it antee-podes. I thought you were referring to your aunt. But it’s not like I ever understood much of anything you said. Or listened. There was the nodding. The just-playing-alongness. Especially when you’d order your favorite breakfast of inculcates and eggs. Honestly. Eggs! Wait a second…. those weren’t eggs!

Tragic,
-b.

Comment on Coming Apart At The Seems by blaarn

blaarn — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 02:41:09 +0000

What? Are you saying I’m shallow? YOU’RE calling ME shallow? Well let me tell you that I’m not the one lacking in depth. I’m the most not-un-non-de-anti-unshallow person in the realm of the depths of deepliness and the vast chasm of unshallowtude. I mean seriously. You insinuating that I am deepless and shallowfull is like the pot calling the kettle on the telephone.

Keep up the good work,
-b.

Comment on Coming Apart At The Seems by blaarn

blaarn — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 02:30:57 +0000

What, so you’re saying I’m shallow and non-un-deep and full of beshallowment? Me? You’re calling ME shallowful and deepless? If that isn’t the pot calling the kettle on the telephone. That’s right, I’m talking to YOU, crankypants.

Keep up the good work,
-b.

Comment on Hey, I’m testing a Jott… by kk

kk — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 12:25:58 +0000

To from? What the iHell is that? Seems to work, as I recognise your mellifluous honeyed tones. BTW, “Honeyed Tones” was my favorite breakfast cereal as a kid.

How does it work? Do you speak and it transcribes?

And now, my impersonation of Curmudgeous: “Ooooh, look at ME! I have an iPhone! Look, everybody! Look at me! Look how special! I have an iPhone and I carry it in my magic pants!”

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Comment on Beach Vacation by kk

kk — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 12:19:12 +0000

Man, there is way too much content dealing with The Big Scareball here. I had to wear sunglasses and a coating of SPF 90 just to read it. Cut it out.

-b

Comment on Omenlette by kk

kk — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 14:17:35 +0000

This has to be one of, if not THE worst, knock-knock joke I’ve ever heard.

Comment on Role Call by curmudgeousness

curmudgeousness — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 16:40:25 +0000

What? I lay my heart out there and you just walk on it like an old door mat? Uhhh, yeah… apricot energy cookie.

P.S. Your most insightful comment EVer.

Comment on Role Call by kk

kk — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 20:13:29 +0000

Right, right… something about a… something…

You omitted the most important detail. What kind of cookie was it?

Comment on Catch…. by kk

kk — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 11:49:40 +0000

Dear Curmudgeousnessitynessliness,

How I enjoyed your latest missive. I laughed, I cried, I became a child again. So much to absorb. Where does one start? One might comment on, or offer support for, your brave attempt at teaching your dog to play guitar:

“We also gave Earl, an Australian Shepherd Blue Merle his summer haircut (about ¼” of hair all over). This offends many dog snobs but he always gets an little more giddy-up when he gets this cut. I cut his nails also which was sorely overdue. He is a aspiring guitarist (just taking up the instrument a year ago he’s doing okay) so we worked on a few songs, chords and misc technique as well.”

Good thing you trimmed his nails; no wonder he was having issues with his technique.

I’ll be there in the fall. We’ll fix that dryer together. And by “fix,” I mean fix it so it can’t be fixed. Dust off the Three Stooges sound effects. We won’t be able to fix anything without those.

Your humble servant,
-kk

Comment on Punching Doctors in the Face by kk

kk — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 15:32:26 +0000

You know people?