Comments for Curmudgeousness's Weblog http://curmudgeousness.wordpress.com Desperate middle-aged ramblings, ravings, and rantings Thu, 03 Dec 2009 19:44:51 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 Comment on Viral Curmudgeousness by curmudgeousness http://curmudgeousness.wordpress.com/2009/11/30/viral-curmudgeousness/#comment-133 curmudgeousness Thu, 03 Dec 2009 19:44:51 +0000 http://curmudgeousness.wordpress.com/2009/11/30/viral-curmudgeousness/#comment-133 Thank ewe. I have a commemorative plaque hanging right 'here'. Thank ewe. I have a commemorative plaque hanging right ‘here’.

]]> Comment on Po_etc. Ver 2.148 Rev b3 by curmudgeousness http://curmudgeousness.wordpress.com/2009/12/02/po_etc-ver-2-148-rev-b3/#comment-131 curmudgeousness Wed, 02 Dec 2009 16:16:43 +0000 http://curmudgeousness.wordpress.com/2009/12/02/po_etc-ver-2-148-rev-b3/#comment-131 Ouch. Ouch.

]]> Comment on Viral Curmudgeousness by k http://curmudgeousness.wordpress.com/2009/11/30/viral-curmudgeousness/#comment-130 k Tue, 01 Dec 2009 02:32:35 +0000 http://curmudgeousness.wordpress.com/2009/11/30/viral-curmudgeousness/#comment-130 What happened on the 18th? Were the other websites closed? I kid, I kid. Congratulations on your highest traffic day ever. What happened on the 18th? Were the other websites closed?

I kid, I kid. Congratulations on your highest traffic day ever.

]]> Comment on Po-etc Ver 2.d Rev c3 by curmudgeousness http://curmudgeousness.wordpress.com/2009/07/22/po-etc-ver-2-d-rev-c3/#comment-129 curmudgeousness Mon, 30 Nov 2009 21:36:26 +0000 http://curmudgeousness.wordpress.com/?p=93#comment-129 When I first posted this I was touched by its sweetness. Now I can't read it without it reeking of double-entendre and not a small amount of bitterness about my overall shabbiness. When I first posted this I was touched by its sweetness. Now I can’t read it without it reeking of double-entendre and not a small amount of bitterness about my overall shabbiness.

]]> Comment on Words… by blaarn http://curmudgeousness.wordpress.com/words-i-had-to-lookup/#comment-121 blaarn Wed, 15 Jul 2009 02:45:17 +0000 http://curmudgeousness.wordpress.com/?page_id=42#comment-121 Inculcate the antipodes. That takes me back. I remember this one time when I mistakenly tried to culcate the antipodes. This was back when you used to pronounce it antee-podes. I thought you were referring to your aunt. But it's not like I ever understood much of anything you said. Or listened. There was the nodding. The just-playing-alongness. Especially when you'd order your favorite breakfast of inculcates and eggs. Honestly. Eggs! Wait a second.... those weren't eggs! Tragic, -b. Inculcate the antipodes. That takes me back. I remember this one time when I mistakenly tried to culcate the antipodes. This was back when you used to pronounce it antee-podes. I thought you were referring to your aunt. But it’s not like I ever understood much of anything you said. Or listened. There was the nodding. The just-playing-alongness. Especially when you’d order your favorite breakfast of inculcates and eggs. Honestly. Eggs! Wait a second…. those weren’t eggs!

Tragic,
-b.

]]> Comment on Coming Apart At The Seems by blaarn http://curmudgeousness.wordpress.com/2009/06/14/coming-apart-at-the-seems/#comment-120 blaarn Wed, 15 Jul 2009 02:41:09 +0000 http://curmudgeousness.wordpress.com/2009/06/14/coming-apart-at-the-seems/#comment-120 What? Are you saying I'm shallow? YOU'RE calling ME shallow? Well let me tell you that I'm not the one lacking in depth. I'm the most not-un-non-de-anti-unshallow person in the realm of the depths of deepliness and the vast chasm of unshallowtude. I mean seriously. You insinuating that I am deepless and shallowfull is like the pot calling the kettle on the telephone. Keep up the good work, -b. What? Are you saying I’m shallow? YOU’RE calling ME shallow? Well let me tell you that I’m not the one lacking in depth. I’m the most not-un-non-de-anti-unshallow person in the realm of the depths of deepliness and the vast chasm of unshallowtude. I mean seriously. You insinuating that I am deepless and shallowfull is like the pot calling the kettle on the telephone.

Keep up the good work,
-b.

]]> Comment on Coming Apart At The Seems by blaarn http://curmudgeousness.wordpress.com/2009/06/14/coming-apart-at-the-seems/#comment-119 blaarn Tue, 14 Jul 2009 02:30:57 +0000 http://curmudgeousness.wordpress.com/2009/06/14/coming-apart-at-the-seems/#comment-119 What, so you're saying I'm shallow and non-un-deep and full of beshallowment? Me? You're calling ME shallowful and deepless? If that isn't the pot calling the kettle on the telephone. That's right, I'm talking to YOU, crankypants. Keep up the good work, -b. What, so you’re saying I’m shallow and non-un-deep and full of beshallowment? Me? You’re calling ME shallowful and deepless? If that isn’t the pot calling the kettle on the telephone. That’s right, I’m talking to YOU, crankypants.

Keep up the good work,
-b.

]]> Comment on Hey, I’m testing a Jott… by kk http://curmudgeousness.wordpress.com/2008/07/29/hey-im-testing-a-jott/#comment-110 kk Thu, 31 Jul 2008 12:25:58 +0000 http://curmudgeousness.wordpress.com/2008/07/29/hey-im-testing-a-jott/#comment-110 To from? What the iHell is that? Seems to work, as I recognise your mellifluous honeyed tones. BTW, "Honeyed Tones" was my favorite breakfast cereal as a kid. How does it work? Do you speak and it transcribes? And now, my impersonation of Curmudgeous: "Ooooh, look at ME! I have an iPhone! Look, everybody! Look at me! Look how special! I have an iPhone and I carry it in my magic pants!" -b To from? What the iHell is that? Seems to work, as I recognise your mellifluous honeyed tones. BTW, “Honeyed Tones” was my favorite breakfast cereal as a kid.

How does it work? Do you speak and it transcribes?

And now, my impersonation of Curmudgeous: “Ooooh, look at ME! I have an iPhone! Look, everybody! Look at me! Look how special! I have an iPhone and I carry it in my magic pants!”

-b

]]> Comment on Beach Vacation by kk http://curmudgeousness.wordpress.com/2008/07/28/beach-vacation/#comment-109 kk Thu, 31 Jul 2008 12:19:12 +0000 http://curmudgeousness.wordpress.com/2008/07/28/beach-vacation/#comment-109 Man, there is way too much content dealing with The Big Scareball here. I had to wear sunglasses and a coating of SPF 90 just to read it. Cut it out. -b Man, there is way too much content dealing with The Big Scareball here. I had to wear sunglasses and a coating of SPF 90 just to read it. Cut it out.

-b

]]> Comment on Omenlette by kk http://curmudgeousness.wordpress.com/2008/07/01/omenlette/#comment-108 kk Mon, 14 Jul 2008 14:17:35 +0000 http://curmudgeousness.wordpress.com/2008/07/01/omenlette/#comment-108 This has to be one of, if not THE worst, knock-knock joke I've ever heard. This has to be one of, if not THE worst, knock-knock joke I’ve ever heard.

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