How does it work? Do you speak and it transcribes?

And now, my impersonation of Curmudgeous: “Ooooh, look at ME! I have an iPhone! Look, everybody! Look at me! Look how special! I have an iPhone and I carry it in my magic pants!”

-b

-b

P.S. Your most insightful comment EVer.

You omitted the most important detail. What kind of cookie was it?

How I enjoyed your latest missive. I laughed, I cried, I became a child again. So much to absorb. Where does one start? One might comment on, or offer support for, your brave attempt at teaching your dog to play guitar:

“We also gave Earl, an Australian Shepherd Blue Merle his summer haircut (about ¼” of hair all over). This offends many dog snobs but he always gets an little more giddy-up when he gets this cut. I cut his nails also which was sorely overdue. He is a aspiring guitarist (just taking up the instrument a year ago he’s doing okay) so we worked on a few songs, chords and misc technique as well.”

Good thing you trimmed his nails; no wonder he was having issues with his technique.

I’ll be there in the fall. We’ll fix that dryer together. And by “fix,” I mean fix it so it can’t be fixed. Dust off the Three Stooges sound effects. We won’t be able to fix anything without those.

Your humble servant,
-kk

In all honesty, I enjoyed reading this entry. A lot of brutal honesty which clearly took some courage to admit to yourself; let alone share with us out here on the interweb. Nicely done.

-kk