Age: 50+
Blood Pressure: 120/70
I am employed, I am a father (though my children are grown and independent, or at least close to it), I am often grouchy (occasionally cuddly), I love my dog (The only one who really believes I have a cuddly side), I am a grandpa (much cooler than I imagined), I play drums, guitar, mandolin, piano (but I’m uncomfortable calling myself a musician), I am a husband of more than 24 years (but maybe with good behavior…)
I am lazy (but conflicted by an ingrained middle-class work ethic), I am cynical (but have bouts of uncontrollable sentimentality), I attend church (but am skeptical), I like the outdoors (but find I don’t like to be long between clean bathrooms so much anymore), I am comfortable – at times downright giddy – with being alone (but people find me good company), I love movies – mostly independent, quirky movies. (Netflix rocks!). I am powerless to resist ice cream or cookies (but not together). I over 50 and I still think about sex a lot (but not always involving ice cream or cookies).
I might have a problem with parenthesis but I think I can quit any time I want (pffft – sure you can) HEY, I HEARD THAT!
If you have ice cream AND cookies, there is no need for sex.